Monday, May 9, 2011

Dazed and confused!

That is what I think of men coming to the store the day before the big day ( Christmas,valentine's day ,and of course mother's day)...
Those creatures are walking aimlessly in the store,from the lingerie section to the hardware ,thru the domestic area and finally the electronics...and of course at the last minute.
Same old question ,where are the flowers? sorry don't have any ....
Do you think my wife will like that? and he shows me some pots and pans...I asked him if his wife liked to cook ,he says not really...he understood his error...he heads for the vacuums,she likes to vacuums  he said..

An another guy buys 2 kindles,one for his wife and one for his mom....so they won't complained he said,because i spent more on the other one.

We always see them in the middle of the store ,at the hallmark section ,reading all of the cards,and nodding and putting them back...poor things,they don't have a clue.

The brave ones will bring their kids with them,who are squirming ,screaming ,crying...and they are asking their offsprings what mommy will like...a barbie says one,a nerf gun,more crying because daddy didn't like their ideas...maybe a box of condoms ....

The ones who buy lingerie,what a great boomerang gift .it reminds me of a coworker who told me her husband got her one year for her birthday a gun ,one that HE really wanted...for his birthday ,she got him a sewing machine!

but at least they are trying...


on the side note,we have to ask for ID for some medication and the alcohol,sorry I can't just look at you ,I know you are really really really old,but the damn computer won't let me...yes ,I understand that some of your underwears are old enough to buy alcohol by themselves,thanks for sharing ....